Sandi Tyche 🏴‍☠️

My Universe... Crazy and F*cked up as it is... At least I have fun!

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Can’t wait to hang with @TheEmilyDBaker later today… literally just ordered some #LemonPoundCake 😅

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@BarackObama Of course we all know. 🙄

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I think I’m having an #IndependenceDay (#ID4) #MandelaEffect … When the President first meets Dr. Okun (Data)… Did the Dr. not say “It’s a pleasure to receive you.” Like I can hear it perfectly in his accent and everything. Watching it now & he said something totes different.

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Verdict in 20min? @TheEmilyDBaker

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So there’s was… then wasn’t a verdict..? Le Sigh. #KarenReadTrial2

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Hubs: *plays The Killing Room by Echo & The Bunnymen*

Me: This has some serious David Bowie vibes.

Hubs: WTF are you talking about?

Google: The chords of the song were inspired by David Bowie's "Space Oddity" played backward

That’s what I thought. 🤣

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@IanJaeger29 It’s called Rockabilly.

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The way it pisses me TF off that I love music so much… but can’t carry a tune in a bucket. 😒

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@TheEmilyDBaker If there’s time, can you cover the Aaron Goodwin Murder for Hire story if it goes to trial?

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@elonmusk The vampires are all in Congress…

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I’ve restarted the app, restarted my phone (using the reboot volume/press & hold power method). I’ve cleared my app cache. This started with the latest update. (Pt 2)

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@tiktok_us App freezes when I try to share a video via text message. Currently using iOS 18.3.1 on a iPhone 16 Pro Max. It freezes at the point of filling in the recipient’s name. I can only type 1 letter. (Pt 1)

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Not to brag y’all… but I just squirreled my squirrel while squirreling my squirrel. 🤣

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Came here just to tell @roberteggers_ to stay the fuck away from #Labyrinth

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Merry Christmas~ Please take the Christmas gifts and accept my invitation. -For real? -Sure, only 2 steps to take the gift and help me get mine!
https://t.co/BGzRlzQsF6

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Dear Green Bay… Of the two Packers games I’ve watched this year… they’ve won. You’re welcome. 🤣🤣🤣 #GreenBayPackers #GreenBay

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@BasedMikeLee The IRS

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@TheView
Please tell Sunny, will all due respect… that would be zero… to actually go copulate her own face.

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What in the turd on the bed is going on #YouTube... @TheEmilyDBaker LOL

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@ConservBlue2020 @POTUS You do NOT speak for ANYONE but yourself. The ego. 🙄