Sam

Aspiring Engineer and twitter joke teller.
Everyone's free to wear sunscreen
#radiatepositivity
#UF2019

[GoaT FacE @EndhooS]

[Michael Cera blowing a kiss to his mum but it only makes it half way to her before falling out of the air]

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

BRADY SUSPENDED 4 GAMES FOR DEFLATEGATE

RATCHET 76 YEAR OLD MAXINE WATERS STILL ON HOUSE FINANCE COMMITTEE

THE WHOLE WORLD GONE TO HELL

[Sam @SandMule]

@Elise_Makenna @Andy_Watson17 @bigC_Johnson96 @pauldjglover They responded in spirit

[Sam @SandMule]

@Elise_Makenna @Andy_Watson17 @bigC_Johnson96 @pauldjglover

[Sam @SandMule]

@Elise_Makenna @Andy_Watson17 @bigC_Johnson96 @pauldjglover You just aren't cool enough :-P

[Sam @SandMule]

When does the squad get to UF? @Andy_Watson17 @bigC_Johnson96 @pauldjglover

[Sam @SandMule]

iM GONNA get PointZ off 4 technical difficultiez dammit

[Sam @SandMule]

MY ESSAY DIDNT SUBMIT I WOULD LIKE TO THANK UF WIFI FOR BEING UNRELIABLE AHAHAHAHAHAIHDFJHWAEUJHWAEFASDF

[Sam @SandMule]

Don't ask for your favorite rapper cause he dead

[Gyro Zeppeli’s Go!Go! Grill @ProfessorThembo]

Also it's illegal to drive w/ your hazards on so not only are you annoying but you're also an idiot

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

Thanks Obama http://t.co/QeZ7rTvjsH

[Sam @SandMule]

@Brooke_Lynnee If you eat too many you can actually turn into a hot pocket. This happened to my roomate :-// . Rest in Pocket, Kyle Payne.

[Sam @SandMule]

@aolmommy2005 ugh

[Sam @SandMule]

@aolmommy2005 wtf lets chill

[Brandon the Cow @Brampersandon_]

WIFE: I like to be serious but he likes to joke around. So we often butt heads.
ME: lol she said butt
THERAPIST: lol *fist bumps me*