Sandra D

The biggest mouth in hip-hop loves Nirvana, loves codeine-spiked cough syrup even more – and has no idea what a koala is.

[Sandra D @SandraBerry]

I am so excited about ClickUp 3.0! Specifically the performance improvements to dashboards. Looking forward to them loading quickly with accurate data. :)
https://t.co/s0SqF7jr6g #LevelUp2023

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Right now my whole life is a loose end

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I wish Jim had told Pam how he felt on the booze cruise

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#wordle self sabotage

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In a way, most orchestras are cover bands

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I can’t believe I used to touch doorhandles like it was no big deal

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In 2022 I’m going to make a concerted effort to wink at more strangers ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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It’s time for rat tails to make a comeback!

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anatidaephobia hitting hard today

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Buying myself that engagement toe ring I’ve always wanted because it’s 2021 and women can do anything

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TBT when my dad went to the Marie Callender’s pie sale and never came back

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I wish cheesecake whiz was a thing

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Challenging social norms today by letting u know ur baby is ugly

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I like opossums. But I often wonder, do they like me?

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Amazing #Angels game tonight. Electrifying! So many highlights, including a #GrandSlam. Only down side were those buku long beer lines.

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I float like a butterfly, bite like a flea

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#Anklets are the future of jewelry fashion. You heard it here.

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I can be described as a smiley face emoji with the connotation of a middle finger emoji

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My favorite holidays are Festivus, Shark Week, July 17, and today of course! Feliz Cinco de Cuatro y’all.

[Sandra D @SandraBerry]

When is the last time you actually read a whitepaper? (I don’t mean skimmed it and Crl-F’d your way to the parts that support your preconceived notions on the subject matter)