Sandra Uhren

Mother of Dragons.

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@EBSHealthcare I have been trying to reach your HR dept by phone and email. No response for 7 days. How do I speak with someone?

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@PadmaLakshmi Ramen noodles with an egg dropped into the hot broth. Every day after school

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@rachelnpr We have had to write a note too and offered a shell as a replacement for the lost tooth

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Biden’s pledge to nominate a black woman to the SC has predictably become a debate about qualifications. Reminder: Amy Coney Barrett had never been a judge before Trump fast-tracked her on the appeals court in 2017, never tried a case to verdict or argued an appeal in court.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

So runaway capitalism gave us the empty store shelves they warned would happen under socialism, but instead of getting free health care or parental leave all we got was record corporate profits and billionaires doubling their net worth.

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

So I don’t understand why Danny and Deshawn voted for each other? Why not split the vote 3 ways and put 2 on someone else? What am I missing? #Survivor

[Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) @ProfMMurray]

Y'all. Justice Sotomayor can count votes. She knows where this is headed... either viability is gone or Roe is gone.

Her questions are for the public... to let us know that abortion isn't the end. It's just beginning of the unraveling of these other rights of intimate life.

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@jameelajamil What does the playlist look like? Based on your post, my husband and I just did a semi deep dive into all the movies he made and what we would pick.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

Though we strobed
That we came in peace,
He was already at war.
We have battled hard to be.
Nothing—
Nothing—
Can keep you safe.
Silence least of all.
Look alive, everyone.
May such a prayer,
A people,
A peace,
A promise,
Be ours.
Be right
& radiant
& real.

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@theferocity Crying at my desk at work. Damn Adele!

[Saba Yazdani @Parentitude]

“There is no greater burden on a child than the unlived life of a parent.”
- @GlennonDoyle, Untamed

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@jonfavs The Other Two on HBO Max

[Robert P. @PeoplesCourt79]

Half of you questioning Simone Biles’ “toughness” can’t even wear a mask for five minutes in Starbucks. Have a seat.

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

Consistent legend @Pink

[Sexy Soulaan 💜💛 @jaesofamous]

This is the best explanation of the Covid Vaccine I’ve ever heard.

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@Wood_Rocket Atypical

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

“They made her a zombie.” Dozens of sources reveal how Britney Spears was stripped of her rights, from the ten minute hearing that approved the plan with no questions—and a witness who now regrets it—to a recent 911 call from Spears. With @jiatolentino: https://t.co/eFbljZJ3tY

[Sandra Uhren @SandraUhren]

@Cubs AND he takes second?

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The most exhausting part of being a white man has got to be coming up with clever signs.