bonus point if some players seething bc "omg I could've been sleeping with the hockey jesus this whole time?" and a teammate reminds them "dude, you're not even gay" and they're ike "SO? it's HOLLANDER"
Pretending to be crazy Ilya x Actually crazy Shane?
Ilya and Shane in arranged marriage and Ilya tries to scare Shane off so he pretends to be crazy obsessive.
“Shane why didn’t you answer my call?”
“Shane I miss you so much”
“Shane who’s Hayden? Stop talking to him.”
As a thank you for the reception of my own fic, I’ve collected all the fics I could find based on the tumblr post/where Shane’s plane goes down. Lmk if I missed any! 🧵
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@_annatx Miss is the young/unmarried version of Mr's and Master is the young/unmarried version of Mr. I know, it does look sexist, but we have been using theses titles for literally hundreds of years.