@realMax0r Saying "If I'm remembering correctly" about the most well known and clear things imaginable in case I accidentally get it wrong and immediately get thrown into the pit of infinite torment and despair forever
@sol_solely@CiblesGD Toby has chronic hand pain and said he can no longer play the piano and can barely program, he of all people knows how it feels to have the physical ability to pursue a passion robbed from you because you can't use your hands
@On_TheBounce@henskelion I recently drove 15 hours cross country and was paying attention to bugs, each bug still splattered the same amount on a sloped windshield and none deflected off without making a spot. It definitely is a massive decrease in population, I didn't even have to clean the windshield
@stusnr1fan @junosherealways Sleeping person (while awake beforehand): I consent
Awake person: I consent and will respect their boundaries
Random teenager on Twitter: I don't!
@Kashimos_Wife@Gaogomon The parts that appear when you go into the full image are painted in a specific hatch pattern that Twitter's image compression for the "looking at the post" image hides it but it's left visible on the full zoomed in image
@violetgazes@M3OWSFET It doesn't actually remove your like, twitter just doesn't save whether to show if you've liked something so it doesn't stay after you close the app
@browndwarf6@JoshuaBailey184 The cells don't see anything and don't have access to the actual rendered screen, they just get electrical stimuli about game mechanics, positioning, hits, stuff like that. Figuratively, they "see" colorless boxes and lines and numbers
@MagnafoxOdyssey@Evoincarnate When I was younger, there used to be solid mats of Boxelder bugs and Katydids just covering parts of people's porches. I can't even remember the last time I've seen a single one of either. I see a praying mantis once every few years. Just flies and gnats and invasive beetles
@medickimw@broadwaybabyto Nebraska small town cops are even more useless than the average cop. They sit around doing nothing but stalk schools and grocery stores all day
@samkn3n@RobynAilurus The FTC Do Not Call List is free to put numbers on, after a month it's a federal crime for them to keep texting and calling. Even scummy overseas call centers take it pretty seriously, the FTC doesn't mess around with it
@rhubarbtomorrow @TapiaWant@LilithLovett Outside of big cities, the Midwest (both the great lakes area and the Great plains) sucks. Even in larger towns, there's nothing to do and everyone is racist and every other ist. There are like 2 cities worth visiting in the entire state of Nebraska
@CharonCCJ@QNJazmine In the comics, team color is mostly ignored outside of one plotline. There's canonically 1 of each class, spread between the teams. The only spy we know is the father of the only scout we know