Sandycheeks

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[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

“He doesn’t look autistic”

My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.

[La Rana Gitana @LaRanaGitana]

Odio esos programas de cocina que dicen: “hoy cocinaremos con ingredientes que todos tenemos en casa” y sacan un avestruz.

[Victor Emiantor @Victor105460772]

You better go join plankton dey hustle the Krabby Patty's secret formula 😭😭.

[NIYEEEI @_niyeeei]

👤 Omah Lay
💿 Water Spirit
Slowed and reverb

[sley @sley_Xk]

na this kind heat period fir€ benders wipe out air benders.

[Michael Isn't Crazy.𓃵⁩ @Mazi_ofAbuja]

sure me die say valley of the shadow of death get light pass where I dey live.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday... said maybe they'll marry each other.

Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

You might wanna rephrase that one chief 😭

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 💎 @tsitsiii_t]

why is it called lukewarm like why isn't medium warm. who is Luke

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

Guys, I know I cannot tell you how to live your lives but I don’t think you should allow people that don’t like plantain get too comfortable around you.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and he puts his paw on you like, "We're not done here."

[𝐿𝒶𝓎𝑒𝒻𝒶🧚‍♀️🎀✨ @Baybeetey_jah0]

May you learn that it is okay to be selfish with yourself✨✨

[Nathaniel(PNFXAUTOS)📈🚘 @PNFx001]

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[O.L.Á @justtola1]

Osadebe, moving freely on the highway! 🥹

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Babies age 2-5… what is some life advice you would give to a 57 year old?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Brain cells die.

Skin cells die.

Hair cells die.

But the fat cells in my stomach must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior since they seem to have eternal life. 😖

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

Your 2 year old misbehaves? If mine is being bad I just say “remember, the young sapling must bend to the mighty wind so its trunk may grow hearty and strong in maturity.” And then he says “apologies, I forgot myself, mother” and then we bow to each other