See this? This is the infield at @BMSupdates. These are large trucks. Look at them. PERFECTLY aligned. OK good - now you no longer have an excuse to park like a jackass at Target. #NASCAR
My dearest @BuschBeer,
I have scoured high and low on my quest to aquire the liquid gold that is Busch Light Apple. Unfortunately the fruit of my labors has been in vain. It seems the Chattanooga area has not been blessed with such fortune. Please send libations.
-Thirsty