I no even understand this guy again ๐. Person go just be existing like plantain inside hot oil and somehow everybody go dey like am. He no dey do announcement, he no dey wear โI am specialโ badge, but him aura dey enter room before him slippers.
This guy na the kind person wey go cough and destiny go say โpresent sir.โ He fit just stand near ATM and your account go get confidence.
I like am naturally because him head no too normal, but e get direction. Him madness no dey scatter; e dey come with Google Maps. You fit dey vex for am, then he go talk one nonsense and your anger go resign.
Guy, I wish you were my brother. Because if you were my brother, family meeting no go ever be boring. We go just dey there talking nonsense while generational curses dey pack their bag.
I fvkin love you man. I pray your blessings locate you faster than Nigerian mothers locate missing remote control. And as you dey win, remember me before I start crying in economy class of life. Dear, we move ๐