Meh.

Weird Haired Doofus.

[Meh. @Sanmighty]

Arre yeh Ceat tires strategic timeout pe DRS ka impact kyu nahi hai?

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

We’ve reached the “Congress did it” stage of things

[Meh. @Sanmighty]

@Jesus_M_Christ Why did you choose the color white? Absolutely appalling.

[J @JElgott]

Unbelievable story from India today. A group of farmers and unemployed youngsters have been busted for running a fake Indian Premier League, and conning Russian punters into betting on it.

[urvah saikhani @urvahsaikhani]

The world is moving too fast. We want everything done in the blink of an eye. We can't wait, we can't stay still. It's always a race between us and the time, and time usually wins which frustrates us. But what, if for a moment we stop, we grasp out breath and just live.

[Meh. @Sanmighty]

Are we waiting for a stampede to fix this situation at Vile Parle railway station? There are only two north bound bridges on the platform, which results in crowding during peak hours @WesternRly @RailMinIndia @mumbairailusers

[Ravi Shastri @RaviShastriOfc]

Don't remember any of this.

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

Former Australia allrounder Andrew Symonds has died in a car crash at the age of 46.

RIP Roy 💔

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

rishabh pant needs to get the delhi out of him

[NDTV @ndtv]

#NDTVExclusive | "I write jokes and hope that people watch the full thing for the actual context": Stand-up Comic Vir Das (@thevirdas), on the way forward for comedians.

[Juli Capo @Julidooty]

A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.

[Parveen Kaswan, IFS @ParveenKaswan]

Love has no language. A baby elephant hugging a forest officer. The team rescued this calf & reunited with mother.

[Amitabh Dubey @dubeyamitabh]

Someone told me they wanted to photoshop “Gujarat Files: Anatomy of a Cover Up” into a bookshelf behind Modiji but he’s never been seen near a bookshelf.