BIG ME 🏆

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[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

if i’ve learned anything in the last few years in LA is that i’m not transa enough.. . 4 girls in the group means 8 ziplocks of tequila i didn’t sneak in 😔

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

the kitten heel epidemic must be studied

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me: what would you do if [redacted] walked in?
friend, vagina owner: piss on him

😂🤣😭

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

“i really like the wings from there (little caesar’s) because they taste like pescuezos from el rancho” 😂😭

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

A lil something to celebrate 4⃣ straight dubs

Repost for the chance to win a @DAndreSwift signed mini helmet

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

🔫🐓🐄🥶🛏️🌡️🩼

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

can someone remind me to order a mouthguard for the next three months thank you

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

“the twitch of your eye and the big of your back”

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

“*Gasp* that’s where the low income students would gather”

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

It about time you find out, all I fuck with is gangsters and strippers

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

“i have my caesar salad, im gonna go toss it” 🫠😂💀

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

“oh gawdddd.. can you at least let the sun go down all the way first?!”

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

“you are a man on a mission, i am not here to save you” 🫡😂🤣💀

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Mmmmmm.

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

*looking at their calendar*
“wait, whose mud running?! is that me?!”
“I can hang out…… 2 months from now”
Bruh 😂

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

@DoniaDolorosa she’s mimis lol

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@DoniaDolorosa ���

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

Real Eyes
Realize
Real Lies

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

this feels like a hole in the matrix…..

[BIG ME 🏆 @Sant47_]

wait, why don’t we have a Lupita in the friend group? 🤔