San Jose Vipers

Professional football team playing for the city of San Jose, California. @TH4K_ #SnakePit #SnakeSquad #RollKnot #VengefulVipers #SJV 🐍🏈🔥 2020 Champions

[San Jose Vipers @SanVipers]

@ryanhammer09 The “single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life” was written by AI. GTFO

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@MySportsUpdate Ari huge L using AI to write this for you. C’mon bro. Didn’t even try to rewrite any of it so it didn’t sound like pure slop

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@UnderdogNBA

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@deemason85

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@ladygaga I just wanted to commend you on your performance in France today. You were looking mighty caked up.

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@raleigh_rage With that said, we are offering free blumpkins during each half-time of games attended by season ticket holders. Please spread the word. #ABlumpkinForYourAttendance

[San Jose Vipers @SanVipers]

@raleigh_rage Unfortunately this is extremely accurate. Season ticket-holder numbers are at an all time low this year.

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@TylerCorderPGA Racism is alive and well, I see.

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@TheFFBallers that Jets Fail Mary pick six was a nice Black Friday #spicysurprise

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@raleigh_rage Collusion

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@AlexCaruso I’ll take unders with you most days but going under on Shai is asking for an L imo

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@austinsprops 🧹 sweep city 🧹

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@AlexCaruso You’re the man Alex

[San Jose Vipers @SanVipers]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #SneakySnake #LucyTheSnakeIsLowKeyNiceMaybe #Champions #RollKnot

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@raleigh_rage AJ :(

[Columbus Silverbacks @_Silverbacks_]

Fantasy Football analysts are just crypto bros who couldn't figure out crypto

Crypto bros are just finance bros who couldn't figure out the stock market

Finance bros are just nepo babies whose parents aren't that famous.

Am I making any sense?

[Zac Horton @ZacHorton]

Writing for a new publication, but for this one my pay is based on page views. So if you like IndyCar and want to show my editor it deserves coverage, pile on the clicks!

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[San Jose Vipers @SanVipers]

@timwellslive Regency bias is total bullshit.

[San Jose Vipers @SanVipers]

Salt Lake City has had a special place in our hearts; visiting yearly to face our bitter rivals.

Looking forward to new memories to be made in San Diego.

[San Diego Stealth @SanDiegoStealth]

Thank you, Salt Lake City.

Next stop: home.

SLC 🛫 SAN
#StealthSquad