Sar🦋

I spend far too much time and money at concerts!

[Sar🦋 @sar__95]

Get Gerry & Kate McCann on the Jeremy Kyle show for a lie detector test #MadelineMcCann

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

Wait so Sikhs are allowed to carry a literal knife on a plane - but I couldn’t carry my big bottle of shampoo for ‘safety reasons’

Absolutely mad

[Sar🦋 @sar__95]

And this is why women will always choose the bear over men when it comes to our safety…

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Christopher Talbot @Lord_Talbot64]

I don't think they were mate.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.

[jezz @JezziiB]

She was 14 = “old enough to consent.”
He was 22 = “too young for prison.”
Patriarchy’s math is not mathing. Women are always old enough and men are never old enough

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Nobody:

Katie Price this week:

[Dan @UK_FightNight]

Husband has been kidnapped and you can get 20% CBD with code ……

What the hell universe do live in 😂

[ella 🌤️ @ivydrift]

day 1 of heatwave in the uk…..i can’t do this

[Em † @erhglm_]

We should never have been forced to even attempt to integrate with these third world savages.

REMIGRATION STOPS THIS.

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

@absolutegazelle This is not fake news , where IS he! we all need to know this information

[Michelle LA🇨🇦 @MichelleLA1981]

Well done Ireland!! Such a hilarious parting gift..
😂😂😂

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

I don’t know about you but I’m getting a bit sick of the likes of Reeves and Streeting lecturing us on what is and isn’t ‘British’.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I read that this trans Indian migrant who has managed to get elected to the Scottish Parliament has backed calls for Scots to pay reparations to Palestine.

Here's the official Restore Britain response.

Piss off.

[Joel Birmingham @Joelbirmz12]

This Katie price and Lee Andrews story is funniest ever 🤣

[Jack @jackunheard]

We. are. not. mad. enough.

11 years old. At school.

I’m sick.

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

For a few minutes each year, sunlight makes this Yosemite waterfall look like a river of fire.😍

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

We have rape victims waiting years to have their day in court but David Lammy has found extra court capacity for the Unite the Kingdom march.