Sara M

In the middle of my little mess, I forget how big I'm blessed. Brunch connoisseur. 2x National Kickball Champ. Penn State AlUm.

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

GO BIRDS 🦅

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

@CFBONFOX #Unsubscribe

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

@CFBONFOX @Mariline_16 #Unsubscribe

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Best places in the US to retire in 2024 (@usnews):

1. Harrisburg, PA
2. Reading, PA
3. Lancaster, PA
4. Scranton, PA
5. Allentown, PA
6. New York City, NY
7. York, PA
8. Daytona Beach, FL
9. Youngstown, OH
10. Pittsburgh, PA

Pennsylvania is the new Florida

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

…..Ms. Getty’s US History classes have been doing this for YEARS!

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

2. So much has happened in the span of the last 34 years- we felt like a little system update might be fun.    Hope you like our take on it…

https://t.co/tR26yYzC1y

[Max Jordan Nguemeni @MaxJordan_N]

“He gon buy me Gucci if I ask for it.” - Clarence Thomas

[Mike Gauyo 🇭🇹 @blackboywrites]

Pixar better figure it out and make this movie immediately. 😭
https://t.co/ydhfuI7ewX

[Dionne Grant @DionneGrant]

“Stop forcing your friends to go outside”

Issa Rae with a PSA 😅

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

@thisisdanaN 2015: When I grow up I wanna be Dana.
2022: when I grow up I wanna be Dana.

[NFL @NFL]

That's UNANIMOUS DROY, @MicahhParsons11. 🦁

📺: #NFLHonors on ABC & NFL Network

[Elle Duncan @elleduncantv]

Left 🧠: CONGRATS RiRi, babies are blessings

Right 🧠: Damn we really ain’t NEVER getting a new album huh.

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

I am an influencer for Wordle. Respect me as such.

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

This. This is the one.

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

My fall plans / the delta variant

[Latesha Byrd @Latesha_Byrd]

You cannot “succeed” yourself out of depression.

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

@maybeitsamanda_ Plz report your findings. The world needs to know!

[Sara M @Sara_D_M]

PSA: I need someone to go to Chrome IMMEDIATELY and tell me this isn’t true. I’m having a breakdown rn