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When it all comes down to it...Im funnier than u. If u dont like me, kick rocks. Casey Lee owns me.

[_ZEROYAL PUNTED CUNT TORNADO PUDDING @SaraESpivey]

@wah_for @ladyperpetuall 🤣🤣🙌🏽

[_ZEROYAL PUNTED CUNT TORNADO PUDDING @SaraESpivey]

@TheWyteRabbit1 #GOATED4LYFE

[Matthew H @MattH_4America]

The forgotten Americans who just wanted mass deportations, affordable food, gas, homes, cheaper bills, no new wars, and America First will stay home in 2026, and maybe 2028. So, when Gavin Newsom gets in, you will only have one person to blame, your dear leader, Donald J Trump

[IanMalcolm84 @IanMalcolm84]

A great development: The Senate voted AGAINST the NDAA 50-46, denying Israel a merger with the US.

Those 46 who voted in favor, should face charges for treason

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every single time Mike Johnson says, “I don’t know anything about that,” a reporter should respond, “Maybe you should start doing your fucking job”

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

just one diarrheal parasite away from my goal weight.

[Ken from KY-04 @MassieNation19]

We didn’t revolt over child abuse .

We are the most pathetic generation of all time.

Why does no one plan an actual revolution ??!?

Weak af

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Butler was staged.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

If you accept money from AIPAC, you represent Israel. Not the American people.

[_ZEROYAL PUNTED CUNT TORNADO PUDDING @SaraESpivey]

@senex_official His father can’t be proud. SHAMEFUL.

[Senex @senex_official]

This guy voted “YES” to merge the United States military with Israel’s.

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

93 out of 100 U.S. Senators are bought and paid for by Israel.

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@RealCalvin1 Exactly

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

Climate change vanished when they needed data centers.

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

The Boston Tea Party was a warning to the British government.

Flock destruction is a warning to our government.

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Dave Chappelle says that if he ever says “I stand with Israel,” it’s a code for “they got him,” and people should stop listening to anything he says after that.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

RFK MAY HAVE SAID ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD 🙄 "INFERTILITY IS GENETIC, IF YOUR PARENTS COULDN'T HAVE KIDS THEN YOU WONT EITHER" 🤦 AND HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR AMERICAS HEALTHCARE 🙄

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

This is the guest bathroom. It's where we flush dead bugs.

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

When someone asks you “What gives you a reason to get up everyday?”, apparently “my bladder” is not the right answer