Sarah Ewen

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I just feel like a good, general rule to live by is if you explosively shit yourself it’s time to go home

[Maryam @hell_line0]

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."

[Claius Sho, Grand Vizier of King Halo @claius_s]

American doctor too grounded to realism and science vs a Fil-Am raised by a religious and most definitely superstitious Filipino grandma.

[Rachel L @rachlove31]

We have trains derailing because tracks are buckling in the heat, homes on fire, water is running out, crop yields and feed for animals are struggling and there is no rain in the forecast. The climate is a full blown emergency and we need the government to lead on it

[Adam Smith @adamndsmith]

“glorious” you fucking idiots

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

women are lonely, too. but people don’t care because lonely women don't murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[Fabi ⭐ @Aldonza_fa]

El olor a meado en cualquier parte es culpa de los hombres, las mujeres no andan meando en cada poste o lugar oscuro que haya por ahí .

[🫶🏼💖 @SunshinesDeluxe]

Seeing one of gods most majestic and divine creatures, fight so valiantly against the destruction and rampaging of his home should do untold psychic damage to your psyche. We should be radicalized by this.

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

why are men always spitting in public. why do you have so much drool in your mouths all the time. why does it have to now be everyone’s problem

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My family haven't had a holiday abroad for 8 years. I tell them we can't afford it, but the truth is we can. The real reason's because I'm never leaving our dog in kennels again. When we left him there during our last trip abroad he looked so depressed. Never again little Bertie

[💗 @ma1ybe]

May every man who says feminism is unnecessary die and be born as a girl in Afghanistan

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Two girls, aged 14 and 15, were raped multiple times in separate attacks by three boys aged 13 to 14. The boys filmed the rapes while laughing and later shared the videos. They were convicted on 10 rape charges, but none went to jail. They only got Youth Rehabilitation Orders. Once again, the system protected the boys’ futures while destroying the future of girls.

[Clo @clocrisis]

If you’re a fan of this man, you’re a disgraceful human being. He’s a rapist! He should be in prison, not signing autographs or making tv appearances!

[🦢 @damnidc__]

They'll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis

[Clo @clocrisis]

He’s a rapist btw x

[Marieke Hoogwout @mariekehoogwout]

Then why don't men wear them?

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Tracey Johnson, 55, the woman who saved that child from the crocodile.

Took me four minutes to find a photo.
Do better, media.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult