Sarah KR

Bio-degradable (mostly)
(They/she/don’t bother referring to me)

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

Truly only when I sing along to Haim does the music go quiet and I see my phone trying to ~interpret~ something.

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

Not to conspire without knowledge but how do you turn off the Siri is listening while I’m singing along to Haim on my AirPods in setting?

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

if someone said "i love you in every universe" to me it would be an instant ick, but why did "in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you" make me burst into tears

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

@rowastrology A spooky but not full nightmare of traveling down a dark wooded river at night— cancer moon Leo rising :o

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

If this is the case I don’t need to go to work today

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

Just saw two separate John Kerry bumper stickers and need to make sure there wasn’t a time shift back to 2004

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

@reillytweets Ceremonial ripping out of the sinuses 🤘

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

Great out of context @SarahMarshall quote from the newsies episode of @yourwrongabout “I have a puritan ancestor named Lancelot Granger there’s not a lot of fun coursing through these veins”

[Emma Ruth Rundle @EmmaRuthRundle]

EMERGENCY in Portland Oregon. Car and dog just stolen. car was last seen in the Hollywood neighborhood near 42nd and Broadway. It’s a black Kia Niro license plate MLE 310. Dog is 40lb female Birdie #Portland #cartheft #emergency #missing

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

Sex scenes are like eating scenes. They’re good and there should be more of them

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

Philly and Lehigh valley hey loook!

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

No one dog should have all that power

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

Growth.

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

Healing is when you mess up a little bit while putting a plaster anchor in the wall and instead of cursing you say, “that’s okay”

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

And then tweeting about it, knowing only a couple people will see it and you will not get validation from tweeting. :)

[Sarah KR @Sarah_saysstuff]

@Camtronn Lol omg but once you get a little further you can watch some episodes of killing Eve to learn some good swears

[TIFF @TIFF_NET]

A Sunday mood from François Truffaut, born on this day.