Sarrrrrrrah

[Sarrrrrrrah @SarahBackupAcct]

If you’re going to force unfollow me, it’s no big deal just do me a favor and block me too. I’ll forget that I followed you before and may refollow you in the future which will just be awkward for the both of us

[Harmeet K. Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon]

We. Need. YOU!!! Send your tips on citizenship discrimination in hiring, in PERM listings etc. — to IER at USDOJ dot GOV!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

If you hit the like button, you’ll get fireworks instead of a heart - if you have “New Years” in your tweet

Nicely done.

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

A Michigan sheriff says he witnessed something he had never seen before on Christmas Eve — inmates inside one of the jail’s largest pods voluntarily joining hands to recite the Lord’s Prayer, with no prompting or direction from staff.

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

I’m giving away 2 tickets to the Cowboys Eagles season opener.

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Winner picked in 24 hours. Good luck!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HERO ALERT: Meet Derrick Perry, the GOOD GUY with a firearm who helped subdue the Walmart mass st*bbing suspect in Traverse City, Michigan, until police arrived, per local reports.

Give this man the recognition his actions deserve.

Good men who are armed save lives.

H/t @paige29863

[Shesasolarbeing @shesasolarbeing]

3 out of 26 letters down , challenging myself to sculpt the whole alphabet with my hair ..I attached the a and m if you missed it

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seeing Mahomes, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift take an L in the Super Bowl:

[Stephen Knight 🎙️ @GSpellchecker]

Witness in real-time what happens when an overconfident, over-educated gender ideologue is made to step out of their echo chamber due to a simple question.

All that's left it visible discomfort & a desperate retreat to mantras.

Well done @MichelleDewbs

[SULLY @SULLY10X]

The race debate continues. 😂🤣🔥

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Jermaine, the man who climbed a 19-story building on fire to save his bedridden mother.

[Pavel Asparouhov @Pavel_Asparagus]

Me watching John Oliver 10 years ago:
“Haha what a funny guy, and it’s good to be educated on the issues”

Me watching John Oliver today:
“The liberal media is an enemy of the people and must be treated as such”

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

this is the best impression of Tony Soprano I’ve ever heard 😭

[Meredith @Opportunitweet]

Dear Women,

Your vote should be private and safe from men but your bathrooms and locker rooms shouldn't be.

Love,
The Democrats

[Michele Tafoya @Michele_Tafoya]

Dear @KamalaHarris and @JuliaRoberts: Your ad depicting women lying to their husbands about their votes is so 1950s... As is your view that husbands don't appreciate their wives' independent thinking.

Maybe in your marriages. Not mine.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

Ever wonder how Trump can pull this off? Imagine if Kamala tried it, how phony/off-putting it would be.

But w/Trump there is always a certain irony, a playfulness, where he knows you are in on the joke and you're both having fun. You both know who he is, who he is pretending to be, and it's not at all malicious.

[Swan @AndySwan]

McDonald's teaching a master class in navigating political waters with grace

[BUDDHA🚶🏿‍♂️💫 @buddhaFR]

“Kamala is for THEY/THEM, Trump is for YOU” 😂😂😂 gotta be the funniest political ad ever

[Kellie-Jay Keen @ThePosieParker]

Renting bodies and ripping away babies from their primary bond, ie their mother, is evil.

No one has the right to surrogacy, no one.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So true 😂