Sarah Bee

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

Men. Why is it that women can manage to grow a human being in their body, but y'all can't put the roll of TP on the holder?! #WomenWin #MenVsWomen #husbandandwife

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

#ThingsIGoogle. Other searches include: Wines that pair with Thin Mints. Wines that pair with french fries. You get it. #SommelierStatus

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

Soooo .. @Discovery @SharkWeek, let's extend this into a second week and merge it with .. #ORCAWEEK!!!!!! #AirJaws

[Jennifer Waltman @jennwalts]

Seeing experts doing dangerous things to help increase our knowledge of shark behavior is mind blowing! We have a great deal to learn and the sciences definitely deserve more funding!

#LawsOfJaws

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

@mrBobbyBones #MondayMorningConfession: I've been living with regret since your BOS show .. we were sitting in the balcony & the stairs brought us outside. We wanted to come back in to meet you and @mikedeestro but the bouncer wouldn't let us back in!! 😭😭#IPickedTheWrongStairs

[Cody Weiss @RandomKidCody]

So for a thousand retweets @TheSarahBert said I could wear this suit from The Greatest Showman for our wedding. C'mon people and make my dreams come true!

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

@mrBobbyBones Couple of fun facts for you ..

1. I'm coming to see you tonight in Boston.

2. Today is Spongebob Squarepants birthday ...

3. ... oh yeah, and it's mine too!

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

Now this is how you pregame for… https://t.co/a9GdRNa8j5

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

Just saw a @theofficenbc rerun of Jim & Pam's wedding. Question. Will it ever make you not tear up?! #askingforafriend @johnkrasinski

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

When you get to work and realize you left your smoothie at home on the kitchen counter .. #CanITryAgainTomorrow? #sad #WorksFunWhen

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Maggie!) If you guys have not checked out Warby Parker yet, you definitely should. Amazing inexpensive frames, AND they donate a pair to someone in need. Gotta love a company like that.

[Westside Fireman @WestsideFireman]

I carried an M-4 in the Afghanistan desert for almost a year. If you feel you need this or another weapon of war like it to protect your home; you need to re-evaluate the way you’re living your life & make fewer enemies. These have no place in civilian hands.
#VetsForGunReform

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more… https://t.co/rkjBfFFy2M

[Lauren Young @thatlaurenyoung]

Everytime I finish a box of #girlscoutcookies I remind myself that I'm supporting young women's entrepreneurship and ready myself to go buy some more because I am nothing if not dedicated to the causes I believe in.

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

Finally found a Girl Scout today. Bought all the Thin Mints. Channelled my inner this guy. 👇 #GirlScoutCookies #ThinMints #SorryNotSorry

[Holy-Wan Kenobi @highgroundben]

I had the high ground.
#SpoilAMovieIn5words

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

21 y/o me: definitely tweet out my horoscope every freaking day!! 💜💜

Now 29 y/o me:

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

You have big ideas about how to improve your working condition... More for Cancer https://t.co/BSXxtqBlDr

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

You’re trying to keep your unexpressed feelings from impacting... More for Cancer https://t.co/BSXxtqBlDr

[Sarah Bee @SarahBee714]

You might believe your life is spinning out of control today w... More for Cancer https://t.co/BSXxtqBlDr