Sarah Burleton

I spent 26 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list but you’ve probably never heard of me.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

So far this year, Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has lost 35 pounds and the Chicago Bears.

[Sarah Burleton @SarahBurleton]

@BearPigManDog

[Julien Cohen @itsjuliencohen]

I played Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto in the streets of Paris !

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Is it Pet Smart, or Pet's Mart?! 〽️

Via @benlapidusmusic

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

This is the most comforting thing ever!
It debuted 60 years ago on the very date December 9, 1965.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

On this day in 1989, a food chemist from Illinois named Clark Wilhelm Griswold put down a $7,500 deposit for installation of an in-ground swimming pool while assuming his upcoming Christmas bonus would cover the rest.

[Julien Cohen @itsjuliencohen]

My BIGGEST Flashmob Ever: Carol of the Bells with 100 Musicians in Paris!!

With @Violinphonix, @DEVIALET @GardeRepFR

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I don’t get it either. 😂

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Still one of the greatest comedic takedowns in movie history. The delivery by Jim Downey in Billy Madison (1995) turned a simple insult into an immortal meme. It’s deadpan perfection, made even funnier by Adam Sandler’s stunned reaction.

[Sarah Burleton @SarahBurleton]

@Cernovich

[Sarah Burleton @SarahBurleton]

@NotKennyRogers I particular like the “coward of the county” reference

[Liquidity Goblin @liquiditygoblin]

crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of like 3 nuclear reactors to operate but actual intelligence can run on just 2 zyns and a black coffee

[Fellana @Fellavalverde]

This is made my day 😍

[Julien Cohen @itsjuliencohen]

PART 2 of the crazy Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob : 20 Opera Singers singing from apartment windows in Paris !

Lead singer: @mickeycallisto
Lead guitar: Olly Pearson
Pop choir: DDKN sisters, @sone_sings and @colinesicre
Counter-tenor solo: @michaelkonesaki

[Julien Cohen @itsjuliencohen]

The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the streets of Paris 😍

Lead singer: @mickeycallisto
Lead guitar: Olly Pearson
Pop choir: DDKN sisters, @sone_sings and @colinesicre
Counter-tenor solo: @michaelkonesaki

[Sarah Burleton @SarahBurleton]

@NotoriousKDot Is he whispering “there’s bugs in my skin”?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner “how’s it going” and they reply “it’s going” or “living the dream” it’s a desperate cry for help that roughly translates to “I need to go stand in traffic”

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

This one never gets old 😂