Sarah Bracht-Wagner

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

@caseysgenstore I ordered cheesy potato bites for pick up this morning and when I came to pick them up they were soggy, undercooked, and they weren’t warm. Super disappointed. #DoBetter #thiswassupposedtobethehighlightofmymorning

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

@naturallight please don’t ever stop making #naturdays. They’re delightfully refreshing and make my heart smile.

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

A Tesla is just a rich man’s Prius #ISaidWhatISaid

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I hate the way @Facebook makes you limit your profile picture to just a little circle. Like, there’s so much more to my selfie but you’ll never know about because I’m being confined to a limited amount of display space. That is all. 💁🏻‍♀️ @facebookapp

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I’m damned if I do, I’m damned if I don’t. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I checked. It does snow in Asia. That is all.

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

Does it snow in Asia? 🤔

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I love listening to people talk who have accents

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

Just finished @theranchnetflix and I’m pissed at the ending. Why does every Netflix show I get hooked on end up being a disappointment. This is why I don’t watch tv.

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I hate when I go to the mall and employees come up to me and say “what brought you to the mall today?” Umm, my truck and the desire to shop? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Carson King @CarsonKing2]

The Des Moines Register has been nothing but kind in all of their coverage, and I appreciate the reporter pointing out the post to me. I want everyone to understand that this was my decision to publicly address the posts and apologize. I believe that is the right thing to do.

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

Seriously disappointed in @AnheuserBusch dropping #CarsonKing after #DesMoinesRegister dug up tweets he posted as a teenager which aren’t even relevant to his cause. @BuschBeer was my favorite beer; tf am I supposed to drink now? 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🤬

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

It has been brought to my attention that I am “emotionally fucked in the head”. Thanks now and have a happy day. 👋🏻

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I want to do nothing and eat everything.

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I really wish I had some ice cream right about now @benandjerrys

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

I always tell myself I’m going to get my shit together...but like Annie says tomorrow is always a day away 💁🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

Correct me if I’m wrong but “Andy” is not a sexy name; I’ve never met a guy who was sexy with the name Andy. I feel like there’s a certain age in which Andy should transition to Andrew.

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

@domjchambers had the COOLEST act ever!!! That was epic, awesome, and completely original!! @AGT #AGT #JudgeCuts

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

Wtf is up with @juliannehough’s hair?! I didn’t even recognize her at first. @AGT #AGT #notafan

[Sarah Bracht-Wagner @SarahBW74]

😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[jay @fatherjstn]

“love finds you”

well does this bitch need my address