Sarah ♡

[trash jones @jzux]

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i'd have to say my favorite ingredient is probably added sugars

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

He helped them move all their amps and stuff

[H. Michael Kre @howardkremer]

Happy Mother's Day to Mama in Bohemian Rhapsody. Her son was a handful.

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Walking into Home Depot shouting, “I’m a fucking idiot!” just so they know what to expect.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

something they don’t warn you about parenting is you will watch Frozen 8,000 times and want to die and then one day when your kid is asleep you won’t know what to watch and suddenly a tiny part of you will be like hmm you know what would really hit the spot? FROZEN

[Sarah ♡ @SarahFe_8]

@chrisdcomedy I need to know so much about this

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

So bored right now but wait ‘til I open these bad boys.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

whenever a man stops giving me attention, it's like... ok i can take a hint. you want me to be obsessed with you

[Sarah ♡ @SarahFe_8]

@bejohnce @searchpartymax Dr. Carpet = hands down best character on the show

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

stopped going to catholic mass at like 16 but dang i really do still sing those songs sometimes!! “let us proclaim the mystery of faith”…unfortunately a bop

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

So much going on here

[Sarah ♡ @SarahFe_8]

@jackblack https://t.co/s7lxSrlEVJ

[Sarah ♡ @SarahFe_8]

@pattonoswalt 😂😂😂😂

[Kevin Ryan @KevinRyanComedy]

My aunt has her pronouns on her IG bio as You/Youse

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

In the Sopranos prequel movie, we will see Tony waking up in the morning and getting a himself a gun.

[Sarah ♡ @SarahFe_8]

@michaelianblack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sarah ♡ @SarahFe_8]

@marknorm Look what they accidentally tweeted yesterday. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️