BERN HARD

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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Just killed a snail WYD

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SUN GODDESS.

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I'M BACK, BITCHES \m/

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Buckle up

[Jim Music @AliBeeSafe]

Sometimes I miss @sarahisPRESH

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A challenger appears

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"RIP BRAD DELP." *eats @Wegmans cookie*

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Good evening

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"You should say 'grown. full grown'."

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SEND IT

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I think I just took ecstacy on accident.

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"Did you get the new iPhone 6? STEVE JOBS IS DEAD"

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"If I get arrested for anything, it'll probably be lewd conduct"

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"Mares is my favorite hash brown"

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"I remember you gave me the best lap dance to this last year"

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Andrew: "well we're down by two" Sarah: "well at least we aren't down by one. Or three"

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"She was a bitch in preschool, and she's a bitch now"

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I'M BACK, BITCHES \m/

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*takes bra off through pants and transforms into Silent Hill monster*

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"CAN I GET A SKIN VEN LATT?"