Sarah Marshall

♒️ Professional Asthmatic 🎙️

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

laid back, almost horizontal

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

Embarrassment is the cost of entry.

If you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Can we just deep for a second that we’re on a spinning rock in space

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Who deals with the hiring department at ovo why are all the staff fooiiiiineeee

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

AYYYYY

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Not my tire exploding on my way to @Sleep_Token 😭

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Not my tire exploding on my way to @Sleep_Token 😭

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Cba today

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Id go absolutely feral for chips and doner meat rn

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Covid for the 3rd time? My immune system is just not there hunny

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

The only thing getting me through today is that I’ve got a sausage roll waiting for me at home

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Audacity just crashed 1 hour into an edit, I’ve found my 13th reason

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

U man in IT are jarrrrrrrrin

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“hopefully we can still be friends”

me:

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

I am one inconvenience away from misandry

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

need a distraction asap 🥹🥹🥹

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Literally me last night when my brain decided I’m going to replay the moment you fainted at paramore over and over again 🥹

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

My lay in got interrupted, I’m going to cry

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Is it normal to go on tinder and feel physically unwell ?

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

Well if I do get scammed 2023 will be the year that everything bad happens ever

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

@asieymomo Hopefully I will see the light soon 😭

[Sarah Marshall @SarahJayyne]

friends are great when you’re having a breakdown tbh