✨Lechonk✨

somebody deliberately alive. she/her.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

*sits jar of queso down at nail appointment*
Me: Can you please match this?

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

Modern dating is really fun because you get to trust exactly zero of your instincts.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

@rallythetroupe I got tons of you wanna sponsor me.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

*sits jar of queso down at nail appointment*
Me: Can you please match this?

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

I enjoy drinking my seltzer water so cold it kind of hurts going down.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

Spotify wrapped but it’s me watching pimple popping videos.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

You know you’ve had a tough week when your therapist gasps.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

Kids at school who don’t know my name refer to me as Miss Cool Hair Lady.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

Very tired of constant T*ylor Sw*ft news.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Welcome to…LEGO Animal Crossing!

#AnimalCrossing #LEGO #Nintendo

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

I think that I was put onto this earth to slowly convince all of my friends to like Aqua unironically.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

@Cactus_Mouth My dip of choice is nacho cheese.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

I’ve been sober from men for 9 months and I’ve never felt ✨better✨ 💅

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

Sunday scaries hit so much harder when they fall on Mondays 😭

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

@stickerjock You are so fuckin talented.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

@d0lphin666 X

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

I can’t wait to be a young woman in a sea of old gay men at the Aqua concert in December. At least I HOPE that’s the demographic.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

I really exceeded my original expectations for my big gay summer. Couldn’t be happier.

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

my first x-file is that fresh broccoli smells like a big ol fart

[✨Lechonk✨ @SarahLicious514]

@Cactus_Mouth I just imagined him wearing the diarrhea shirt and cackled.