S.M.M.

I was born in the wrong light year

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

God speed to the idiots who never knew grey was a color in between black n white. N tothe idiots that stood by them unwaveringly. #thatstung

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

There should be a rule about not talking ab #got in while waiting in line in public. #spoileralert every 2 min.

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

Already ready for summer 2018 and a few well deserved months off.

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

Never gets old hahah #everydaynormalguy https://t.co/bnSjvWhMHC

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

Its like living in The Birdcage or at least Miami in the 90s #Eivissa

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

If you're in a tunnel with no service, #Sia is in fact, very stoppable.

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

Agreed my friend. https://t.co/IAWkR5VME6

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

Je connais mes limites. C'est pourquoi je vais au-delà - Serge Gainsbourg #killingitinfrenchclass

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

👁ing 1episode of #GOT is like havin insane ravenous sex,u need a cigarette after&sometimes UNeed2⏸2ask urself what Iines have been crossed.

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

There really is no other city that could remotely compare to NOLA. Def. some copy cats but they'll never have that soul or grit or music.

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

I knew mom was never down with the big gold hoops, but secretly taking them&replacing them w a pair of pearls?#uknowimmabuyhoopsagainright?

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

11 days, 12 hours, 33 min, and 40 seconds until vacation, but I'm not counting or anything.

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

"Im just tryinna have Ozzy Osbourne's motor skills" #goals ? #ilovenewyorkers

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

Tan lines be getting sexier every year #bringonthesun

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

So everyone in #NYC... https://t.co/RP9w2LE3jl

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

@adidasoriginals how do I get the Zissou limited edition in #NYC ?! #want

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

Saying u're hungry4"work/inspiration/creativity"=is like having the munchies in Costco.Every1 is hungry.It's Y we r here.#nofreesamples 🤦‍♀️

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

#aerosmith ❤💔❤#getagrip #allday

[S.M.M. @SarahMenacho]

"Live.Laugh.#Covfefe."