Sarah Lauderdale

livin la vida loca

[Sarah Lauderdale @SarahMonroee]

Can I have another frozen margarita on the rocks?

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

i am the april fool

[Sarah Lauderdale @SarahMonroee]

I believe in Santa, but I don’t believe in ~ugly Christmas sweaters~

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@arbyhotdog As long as you made it to buccees

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@arbyhotdog Omg ur in TX ?!

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@DegenerateTrade CBD !

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@MostDopeMaddie Omg saaaame. Sounds fun though! Who planned it?!

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Still got so much love for the Life of Pablo album

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@Rachel_Harman I feel this

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Do people actually eat twizzlers and like it?!

[Sarah Lauderdale @SarahMonroee]

I found out yesterday that when I was a baby my mother was trying to make “outfits” my first word — everything makes so much more sense now

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Seen anything good on TV lately?

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Tiny Pretty Things on @netflix making me miss ballet / dancing SO much 💗

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I live for that ishh

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Y’all ever get the chills from a song because it’s so good?

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I was unimpressed by the amount of peanut butter in the pumpkins this year, but the Christmas Trees always deliver

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A definitive ranking of the @reeses holiday shapes — Christmas trees are obviously first because of the peanut butter to chocolate ratio

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Followed by Easter Eggs, Hearts and Pumpkins — in that order

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Rare aesthetic — using your turn signal

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@River_Elle I do this on the daily

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I’ll send you an invoice for my time that you’ve wasted