Sarah Thomas

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Screw sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.

[Sarah Thomas @SarahNThomas]

“@somewhatalady: Sometimes you just need your best friend and a bottle of booze.” @dixeemama

[Sarah Thomas @SarahNThomas]

@CollegeTownLife Nutella bar is opening in New York http://t.co/DDB8ry9Vlh

[Spoiled Little Brat @spoiledbratprbz]

I'm a bundle of struggle.

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

Happiness is made out of the same material as sweatpants

[People @people]

Mom convinced 6-year-old son he had cancer and scammed community, cops say: http://t.co/yzNMHuVUvn

[Sara Briggs @sarabriggs]

Im a pretty kind hearted person but I hope the entire nation is there, "exercising their first amendment" obnoxiously

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I can't help but wonder if Mugatu is somehow behind this missing Malaysian airplane.... #TooSoon? #Zoolander

[Women of Washington Football @wow1932]

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[Spoiled Little Brat @spoiledbratprbz]

I just wasn't aware I moved to Antarctica.

[Sara Briggs @sarabriggs]

reason number 100 why I love nova. wegmans sells certain mushrooms for a thousand dollars each, so there's that.

[Elaine @at_the_river]

Eating cheese fries and chillin in pajama jeans @SarahNThomas #VSFashionShow

[Sarah Thomas @SarahNThomas]

I'm going to need my professor to stop talking about steak. He's making me want some now. 🐄🍴

[Max Walsh @maxwalsh92]

They counted the shooter as one of the dead. There's 11 dead innocent victims and one dead scumbag. He doesn't deserve to be counted w them

[Sarah Thomas @SarahNThomas]

@dixeemama we don't even have to use words when we judge we just make faces! Haha you're my favorite too!

[Sarah Thomas @SarahNThomas]

“@sassytbh: true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together” @dixeemama