Sarah Winchester🍊

i ate the bow 🎀

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

There still isn’t anything more terrifying than Heather and Teri Dubrow

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

the economy may be falling apart but atleast i have Taylor swift tickets

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

The good news is I got Taylor Swift tickets

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

I want to be on drag race

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Hi guys! Gretchen is still poor

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Luann dined and dashed on a $700 bill in DC last night. So there’s that.

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

The OC hw show was done for the second they let fans into the events and filming

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

@VickiAndTamra I have a sugar problem

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Gia’s impact

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Wakin up in the mornin. Thinkin bout so many things

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

@DonnGunvalson RHUGT: Betty Ford. Cast: The NY girls past and present minus Radzi, plus Shannon. With a heavy feature on Shannon.

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

West Hollywood is tragic. None of these men have savings accounts. All renters and leased Honda accords and Amazon outfits

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Speaking of RHUGT, Kenya is the real kind of mean. The kind that cuts deep and stems from deep emotional hurt. Like a ruthless school bully.

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Do i need to watch the new RHOC? I’m scared of fancy pants

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

RHUGT is interesting. Cinthia is really grouchy, Kenya is her usual amount of terrifying, Ramona is an alcoholic, Lu drinks off camera, Kyle’s sex story is traumatizing, I’m curious if Melissa’s nose is still functioning and Teresa is the real OG

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

I forgot my Twitter password and i had to blackout to access my subconscious mind to remember it

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Cut off your friends who don’t understand the importance or gravity of “Taylor’s Version” they’re misogynistic in the worst unaware way

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Baby, there’s no plane ��

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Tom did the crimes but we annihilate the woman. Because the world fucking loves a witch hunt. Even more. Women hunting women.

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Another day another micro crush on a waiter

[Sarah Winchester🍊 @sarahRHOC]

Straight cis 30+ male presence on TikTok is fucking weird