Sarah Rogers

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@tim_cook Thanks, boss! ♥️♥️

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

We’ve been busy here in RCC! Thanks for the fun! 

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@MichaelSteeber

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

I love babies! Congrats Bill ♥️

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@BurgerKing More bacon. 🙄

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@HomeDepot I’m going to need you to resolve my ongoing investigation on where the hell you put the fridge I returned. I’ve been waiting 3 months for a refund to no avail, but you sure do take money and mess with peoples credit in the meantime. I suppose I’ll stick with @Lowes

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@BurgerKing Husband says “oh my. That sh!ts powerful”

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@BUrlacher54 just made me smile! #HallofFameGame #Bears #54

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@Rene_B89 I have your CAC card, please tag me back so I can get it to you!

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

On this edition of “pimp my ride” we’ve chosen a softer approach, with Tiffany blue and pearl white... on a timeless @fisherprice cozy coupe... next up we will add on some chrome trim, a… https://t.co/wtLctNuJYA

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@infantino I love these little buggers so much, I just wish they were longer, they don’t work to well with our maxi cosi or the bouncer.. it’s just a tad to short in length. 2 more curls long and they’d be perfect for all baby gear! 😍

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

We’re all adults here right?

Conversation with the 8 year old:

Lyda to Dad: why are these nuts so good?
Dad: ask mom, she can tell you.
Lyda to me: mommy, why are daddy’s nuts so good?
Me: 🙄 ummmm cause they’re lightly salted?
Lyda: 🤔
Me: *Glares at Dad* (😂😂😂)

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

I’m hiding in the bathroom, and both my 2 month old and 2 year old are crying for different reasons, then the 8yo keeps asking for things... one of us has to handle the madness, guess who’s turn it is?

Dads.
🤗😂👏🏼

[Elia @ConservamomE]

You can take the deliciousness of s'mores anywhere you go thanks to these S'mores Popcorn Balls reci https://t.co/Oi3xp05L3Z

[Sarge The Destroyer 🦝 @BastardProphet]

Look, I'm sorry I hit you in the face with a rolled up newspaper but in my defense, I thought your fake lashes were spiders.

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

Omg hahaha. @blackneon89 we haz a new term to use

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@iamcardib they don’t end lol this is true... get ready momma!

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

@AngryOrchard

[Sarah Rogers @SarahRo22]

Our Saturday be like: His and Hers 🍻 @AngryOrchard
#angryorchard #angryorchardrosé #crispapple #daydrinking #its5oclocksomewhere #texas #wehavekids #lol #yummy #momlife #dadlife