Sharks4Pres2020

I love my doggies. also ceramic Christmas trees. Aaron Rodgers. Tom Cruise. um. maybe Seth Myers?

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@realDonaldTrump Yes please!

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@WomanAwakeOne @realDonaldTrump Calm down fake lady. Try again tomorrow. Maybe trump will get better at being an asshat

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@BigBertieT @realDonaldTrump Shut the fuck up asshat

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@chrissyteigen Ooh, sounds fun, lemme try

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@EdumacationAndy @ThatKevinSmith Why do conspiracy theories stick, even after proof?

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@davidhogg111 He already has. The Obama administration stopped testing

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@TacticalDogLive @chp_merced Why do you keep tagging qanon? I like the K9 love, but not the conspiracy theories and hatred they preach.

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@MartyDark2 Dick level 1000, achieved! Well done sir. (Dicks like to be called sir)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Not many of us get to live to see our own legacy play out in such a meaningful, remarkable way. John Lewis did:

https://t.co/KbVfYt5CeQ

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

Everyone is posting tributes and memories of #JohnLewisGoodTrouble while
@POTUS is furiously retweeting posts about how he's winning at everything.

Zero empathy, ever.

#ripjohnlewis we didn't deserve you, but you stood up anyway.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Farewell, sir.

You did, indeed, fight the good fight and get into a lot of good trouble.

You served God and humanity well.
Thank you.
Take your rest.

#JohnLewis

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@CillizzaCNN She's right. It's a staple from my childhood. I cry every time I watch it 😭 so good though.

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@andrewzimmern Good choice. Here's hoping he keeps it up

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@MrJonCryer What happened to being self-funded? Wasn't that the whole point of being a "billionaire" who couldn't be bought? At least Bloomberg tried and stuck to it. Trump is rubber, stop being glue.

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

Someone I know just posted an article about how the 3/5 compromise was anti-racist

Turns out, I don't know them. Like, at all. Wow.

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@RepVernonJones @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden @OutnumberedOT @KatrinaPierson Your case has some holes. Voters remember 136,000 dead. It will "disappear" in April. Liberate Michigan! (and negotiate with gun toting wackos, but non violent protesters are all thugs)
#VoteJoeBiden2020

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@yashar @MrJonCryer Do you think she's ever had a Goya bean in her life? Let alone able to pronounce all those foreign words... #ByeIvanka #goyaaway

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

@amahnke Imagine the important piece of information your brain chose to throw away to save this useless tidbit forevermore. I'd be a billionaire living on the moon by now if I could choose to keep the useful stuff and toss the random. But I'm more fun at parties this way.

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

https://t.co/QFbbURiNAz this might be my favorite episode yet @celebshowoff @ThatKevinSmith does more than his share of yakking. @EdumacationAndy was hilarious and @marcbernardin had the best silent bob joke! #morenanandpop 😘

[Sharks4Pres2020 @SarahRuud]

No, no, no. Heal up #RBG we still need you

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Baby Jesus, please keep her alive and healthy. https://t.co/VbttE4mE0H