✨Sarah R✨

part time complainer

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

I’m a professional at wasting my money

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

@ my coworker that’s been coughing on me a week straight 🙃🙃🙃

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

"don't worry it's not covid" okay I still don't want you coughing all over the function with whatever else you clearly have

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

The things ya find yourself googling on a Friday night

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

Tweeting just to check for signs of life on this app 👀 I never scroll this anymore 😅

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

How did I not know that logging out of my TikTok deleted my drafts?! RIP to the 57 videos + memories I had saved on there😭

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

Kind of hate myself for how much I love this movie😅 Literally watched it twice yesterday…

[isa ✨ @isasoul_]

#PURPLEHEARTS: Cassie Salazar & Luke Morrow <3

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

Never thought I’d see the day Criminal Minds would leave Netflix😭 RIP to one of my comfort shows #June29th
Who would like to buy me all the seasons on dvd?🥺

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

So my dad said he saw “a lady” (Charlie XCX) perform on SNL last night and thought of me.
Plz explain how my nails even remotely look like hers🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ Both of us had a good laugh tho.

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

“I don’t think there is an explanation that will make this feel ok. Love has been filled with grief. What once was, can no longer be. And while the anger fades, the wishing you were here never does.”

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

I’ve never known any hurt like watching my pet scream in agony and there’s absolutely nothing I can do to make the pain go away. I’m literally crushed.

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

Over 250 hours of listening to @ElvisDuranShow this year🤍

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

I once had a homeless man approach me and ask for money. I didn’t have any so I offered him a tampon and he replied, “well what the heck am I supposed to do with that?”.
Like dang- be appreciative sir, it was the last one in my purse.

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

Welp he found it now. Glad it’s not in bed at midnight.

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

-Kyle in the middle of sleeping reaches for his nightstand-
I ask his semi conscious self “what are you doing?”
He replies, “getting my weed wacker ”
Bro.....TF🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

@CassFarmgirl Dear god🤣🙈

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

-Kyle in the middle of sleeping reaches for his nightstand-
I ask his semi conscious self “what are you doing?”
He replies, “getting my weed wacker ”
Bro.....TF🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

Ask me how one glass of water cost me over $1,800 today

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

It’s been almost a year since I posted this & I still haven’t been back on campus. Insane to think we have yet to host a commencement ceremony. It really was such a shitty way to end the college experience😕 Funny to think that past me was worried about only a month or so delay.

[✨Sarah R✨ @SarahRyan1727]

UWSP:

-Kicking us out because of virus
-Power is out CAMPUS WIDE
-Added a week to SB & there will be no face 2 face classes UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (so probs more than a month)
-Doesn’t want us in the dorms anymore

So now I have to pack up my entire room & studio in the dark, yay