Sarah

Jeopardy enthusiast & recovering Debbie Downer out here tryin’ to feel good again (she/her)

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

barista: room for cream?
me: WHAT IS THE KITCHEN

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

trying to get back into tweeting regularly after being inactive and it kind of feels like this

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

cursed to crave an iced latte on a trip with hot unsweetened coffee favorers

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

look I’m too busy this year but there’s a Halloween costume idea in the whole Nikki/Bear and Dani/Christian in a bear and I look forward to seeing someone figure it out

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

if I had a nickel for every time I notified my man about a celebrity helicopter death

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

my man hot

[Pokemon Jewels @pokemonjewels]

meowth all curled up

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

my entire fyp is CDMX recommendations and we still have one day to wait 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

my entireee fyp is CDMX recommendations and we still have 6 months to wait 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

highly recommend watching reality tv with your partner so you can discuss and work out situations you’ll in your life never face

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

benoit blanc? the one married to selena gomez?

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

why are you leaving me if I didn’t do anything wrong???

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Being a guy who loves paprika is a lonely life, but when I run into a fellow preak freak, we connect on a deeper level.

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

Together (2025)

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

I love my man so much!!!! 👰🏻‍♀️💒

[rory @aurora_f]

Let’s live deliciously with mama

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

a person with a uterus and a senior baby cat will bond over sharing a heating pad in every lifetime

[Sarah @SarahSelfTitled]

me when my man is telling me about his day

[Michael Longfellow @Longfellowww]

guy that just learned manners but doesnt get them yet but is trying:

"Hey im going to the bathroom you guys need anything?"