Sarah Servais

what's up, my knitta?

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

I’d like to contribute to your debate @griffinmcelroy @travismcelroy @JustinMcElroy @MBMBaM hand dog

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

I love it when dogs rest their head on you. Like hey little buddy rough day? I’m here for you.

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

The downside of working out with Glutenus Maximus @TheRock is that he has all the machines set on beast mode. A lot of this was going on.

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg Good Boy. https://t.co/u1ogpTv5NV

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

@laurencampshure NEW ORLEANS IS THE BEST PLACE AND I HOPE YOU HAVE THE MOST FUN.

[Riv2️⃣1️⃣ @River_Romine]

My boyfriend made fun of me for crying when my dog died... rt if u think I need a new bf

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Tonight, the president - a man credibly accused of sexual assault by 16 women - openly mocked the me too movement, suggesting that victims are ultra sensitive or hyperbolic. The whole crowd laughed. They roared with laughter.

Don’t tell me to be kind to these fucking people.

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

“I don’t know anymore, vapes look like pens, pens look like vapes!”
-mom

[maddy b @maddy_beasley]

RT if you tell your pets bye when you leave the house

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

Putting chips on your sandwhich

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

@Danielle_Downs_ I usually feel anxiety. Like, I know I should be doing something. Something has to get done I just know it. 😂😂

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

Ate spaghetti in the car because I was running late to work

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BORK https://t.co/wNEZefHMBk

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

@hwalton5198 I totally agree! I just meant that the pope is able to influence straight people who are prejudiced see that they need to re-evaluate their ideas, ya know?

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

@hwalton5198 I guess I just think that the pope is very important and influential to tons of people. Him making a statement that contradicts so many people’s own ideas will hopefully help them to see the craziness of their prejudice, ya know??

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

@TristinLynno Rice.... is a grain... Why was this even a debate????? You can make rice noodles?! That should say that a single grain of rice is not pasta.

[Sarah Servais @SarahServais]

I remember when I thought going a week without shaving my legs was a long time