Sarah Regan

uhhhhh

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

“You might not be lazy. You might be burnt out” okay but what if I’m both

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

@madrob99 I was a bus rider and when I became a car rider my mom forget to pick me up -that should tell you everything you need to know

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

Tell me why I knew West Side Story was a Romeo and Juliet retelling and I still thought it was gonna have a happy ending

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

-Unless you’re my landlord, in which i only put “garbage disposal approved”substances in it

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

No one “puts in the work, put in the hours” quite like my garbage disposal

[Lou Paoletti @itsloubear]

“you’re vaxxed and boosted you’ll be fine if you get it”

i 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 it 👏🏼

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

My mom is officially at the age in which she will call me to ask me how to add Christmas music to a video (which fun fact she had already posted on Facebook)

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

@brittneyblue9 @bellefleeb I’ve been on bones/no bones tik tok for a minute

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

@madison_aleah should i send this to my professors

[care @GraceCar0line]

i’ve learned that i’m a high functioning crier. anything you can do, i can do sobbing.

[Rhiannon @AywaRhiannon]

I’m not personally a fan of Scarlett Johansson for myriad reasons but the idea that Disney, a corporation, is chastising one individual for “callous disregard” to the pandemic when they opened their theme parks in summer 2020 makes you just wanna laaaugh laugh laugh

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

Y’all I’m really glad the dunce cap isn’t a thing anymore bc I’m pretty sure my program would give it to me every day

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

Who ever showed my mom how to animate photos is my #1 enemy

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

@zelmamae You’re telling me I can’t use my confirmation certificate with my Uncle’s name misspelt listed as my sponsor in the workplace?!?!

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

This one frame in Signs is the reason i didn’t sleep for all of 2002

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

So my sorority still uses my Hulu in the chapter room and I really don’t mind but do ya ever realize your sisters are freakin nerds

[Sarah Regan @SarahTrotti]

@madrob99 Mosquito Eater

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when more vaccination appointments are added