Cera Dayphis

A strong independent acid snake in the skin suit of a strong independent woman 💃

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

Thank you @ForestryCommEng for our 🎄, its beautiful! And baby groot is awesome too 😍

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

I realise I’m like 10 years late but I can’t handle the fact that #belindablinked passes the Bechdel test … but @dadwroteaporno doesn’t 😬 what a world we live in

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 16.3% lower than men's. The pay gap is 15.3 percentage points wider than the previous year.

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

@TripperheadToo Oh. They’ve now taken it off… so they worse it to come downstairs to the gym (in the building). Maybe no one told them? 😂

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

@TripperheadToo One in my gym! Can’t take a pic, too creepy 🤷‍♀️

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

British cuisine. Best in the world.

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

‘The Royal Family is respect and revered across the entire globe…’

Some random storage ad in New York:

[Georgia Coan @georgia_coan]

Graffiti artist Banksy is basically encouraging his followers to shoplift the GUESS on Regent Street after they used his artwork without permission 👀

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

Lol #friday

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

@djn2911

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

There are people who were in the Queue for 2% of Truss's time as PM

[sum(tekh) 🫧 @thirteenbrats]

IM IN TEARS THERES NO WAY CHANNEL 4 DID THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAB #LizTruss

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

🎉Happy Birthday @BBC on your 100th birthday! When you were founded we had a King, no one knew if they could afford to put their heating on and we'd just lived through a global pandemic. Times really do change!

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

You can’t help but feel this wasn’t the centenary year the 1922 committee originally envisioned

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

@steeble Follow us for more healthy eating tips 👌

[Cera Dayphis @SaraIsDrunk]

@steeble Hashbrowns FTW tho

[Ice Giant Missions 🛰 @ExploreIGO]

The #icegiants community is insanely creative 😍 & hilarious 😂
Here are the two lists:
1. Seriously cool name suggestions for the #Uranus mission ⚪️🛰️ (so difficult to choose!)
2. Some of the best jokes people came up with 🍑
Which is your favorite from each list?
#letsgoback

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

*approaches gay couple* so which one is the doctor and which one cooks spaghetti