Sara

NJ🏳️‍🌈

[pau @_leovenus]

its crazy how simply just the existence of a lesbian couple triggers some mens ego. all my girl & i do is exist and i get comments about how she thinks shes a man and about ‘real dick’. like are you okay?? everything okay at home???

[Sara @Sarapark31]

Being a Philly sports fan is just constant misery

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅 ♛ @DillyPhilly215]

“Hate that you got it wrong?”

This commercial is just perfect😮‍💨

[Complex Sneakers @ComplexSneakers]

Nike throwing shade? After the Eagles’ Super Bowl win, Nike dropped an ad narrated by Kermit the Frog. 🐸 Mahomes, as you know, is one of Adidas’ top athletes and may or may not have a voice resembling everyone’s favorite Muppet 👀

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

*Patrick Mahomes drops back*

Eagles defense

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This photo of @saquon hitting the 'Night Night' 🥶

[Sara @Sarapark31]

Bruh I’m really out here living in a time where giant drones are terrorizing the state I live in and no one can figure out where they’re coming from… wtf is even happening 😮‍💨

[Alby @AlbzSFC]

I let alcohol and various sports teams dictate my entire mental well being, as I slowly descend into the void

[regular civilian @NeglectNaim]

havin a gf cool af. her ass fat AND she funny

[Sara @Sarapark31]

And Bruce Springsteen… this isn’t even funny. Sick is not even THE WORD

[Sara @Sarapark31]

Sold my Zach Bryan tickets and this man brings out the lumineers….. I am sick to my stomach

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This would heal me

[Sara @Sarapark31]

@smithka96 Deadass this isn’t even funny, it’s my luck😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jason Kelce is retiring from the NFL

What a legendary career 👏💯

[Sara @Sarapark31]

Bryce Harper is a menace. Video still gives me chills 😮‍💨

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

5 years ago, the news broke that Bryce Harper was signing with the Phillies. Since then…

122 HRs, 368 RBIs, .931 OPS, 1 MVP, 2 Silver Sluggers, 1 NLCS MVP, 1 Pennant, and 1 Bedlam at the Bank.

The King of Philadelphia👑

[Sara @Sarapark31]

House hunting really is no fun. You fall in love with something and then boom it’s pending sale 2 mins later 😮‍💨

[Justin Lever ❤️⚾️ @JustinLever3]

Dam that’s crazy. Here’s Bryson Stott hitting a Grand Slam with just crowd noise

[Sara @Sarapark31]

Me currently because the shelves in my closet ripped right out of the wall and I’m sitting here surrounded by clothes 😀