Sara Slinker

Bradley U

[Sara Slinker @SaraSlinker]

@Reid_W_Chapman Today I had two cups of coffee, an energy drink, and I’m sipping on some green tea rn. Still tired and unmotivated so the IV bag of caffeine is not the solution either :(

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Don’t know if I need an I.V bag full of caffeine or a nap

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PARTON dangit

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Has anyone else watched Dolly Patton’s special on Netflix because I’m obsessed with it

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@EthanBuck44 @olivegarden Very disappointed that there were no breadsticks in class today @olivegarden

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Okay but real question, we go to school for 15 days after thanksgiving and than it’s Christmas break. Why do we even go back.

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Best holiday cookies

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Doing all my tweets now so I can procrastinate doing my homework while still technically doing homework 🤪

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kasey musgraves and lana del rey’s cover of i’ll be home for christmas is everything that I didn’t know I needed

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@heidi_rottier Can you remind me our new classroom number 😅

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Does anyone else’s mom make them vacuum the stairs before company comes over or is that just my mom?

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Commas are weird

[Ryo • Rui You @ruiyouho]

"Will you marry me?" is a marriage proposal.

"Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.

"Will, you marry me" is a time traveller spoiling the future.

"Will you, Mary me" is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia, remember who he is.

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Jealous of everyone that went home this weekend for thanksgiving break

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Thanksgiving break cannot come soon enough

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It took 2 years but I finally paid my parking tickets and can graduate 🥰

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My application to graduate was just denied because I have 12 unpaid parking tickets :(

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#stopcole2020

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@erikareesphoto Tweeting ~technically~ is homework

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Thank god I keep winning tweet of the week bc I keep forgetting to do my tweets

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The only decades glowup that matters 🥺