Sara Beth

Confirmed Spinster 😎🖖 SODTAOE 🥰Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit ❤️ FGR FKR Camper Dawg Bub Chump you name it 🔥

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

God I fucking love being tall sometimes ❤️ great views, reaching stuff, shorter life span 🤣🤣🤣 phone recording doesn’t do it justice at all, Slowdive was fucking amazing live 🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@JohnnyDeneen The move is to gaslight her, why didn’t SHE warn YOU about the terrible smell in there, you were really hurt by that how is she going to make it up to you now 🤷‍♀️

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

I remember when she did that way back in the day 🤣 delighted to hear that’s still a thing ❤️🥰💋

[oh yeah @what_up_bbgirl]

https://t.co/abUaN2KWJh

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@CrackAmicoRAP Nope

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

Classic!!! 🥰🤷‍♀️😅

[Sarah @GlobeFarrah]

One of my favorite TikTokers is this dude who makes his miniature poodle do competitive cheering haha

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@JohnnyDeneen

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

Rabbit Rabbit y’all ❤️❤️

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

And full circle today he triggers a bench clearing brawl and while the game is still happening interacted with fans online 😅 cash me outside how bah dah

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

10 years ago today, Willson Contreras homered on the first pitch he saw in the big leagues! 🙌🏼

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@DominikFascist @timbutterly Awww 😩 poor baby got offended he clearly wants to suck it from the front like a proper lady

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@jzod138 Fun fact; Jennifer’s dad was Mr Whipple from the Charmin toilet paper commercials 😅 why do I remember these things

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

10 years ago today, Willson Contreras homered on the first pitch he saw in the big leagues! 🙌🏼

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

I won’t blame the cyst in my brain for mispronouncing the name “Penelope”

But also don’t forget that I have one

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@JohnnyDeneen Just joshin we knew what you meant ❤️

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@JohnnyDeneen Maybe you could even vet them 😎😘😇

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@peppercutsgrass I can change him 😁🌈🌮

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

@Trashe

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Not the smartest one..

[Sara Beth @SarBearBeth]

Rabbit 🍀 Rabbit 🐰🐰