Sarah

Metalhead. Lapsed gamer. Some sort of butt-rock apologist. Attempting to systematically overcome mankind's stupidity.

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

About to watch my beloved (almost) doctor cross the stage after almost 12 years at RIT between undergrad and his doctorate. Congrats, Andrew - I'm so proud of you! #RITGrad 🐯🎓

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

I hardly Twitter anymore but shout-out to @numbestskull for coming over and drinking absinthe cocktails while watching lewd Chris Redfield mod videos with me 🖤

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

I love Halloween.

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Me: "God, people who pictures of their kids on Facebook every five seconds are so annoying."

Also Me: *immediately stops working to praise and clap for my cat after he brought me a stuffed pickle wearing a Santa hat*

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

I literally only know what the 25th amendment is because of 24. #ThanksJackBauer

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

YEEHAW, FOOTBALL COWS! #GoBills

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Me: *types "assessment"*
My brain: "Asses-ment."

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

I'm only back because @moviesrdumb

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

FEELIN' MYSELF 🌞

[BERN HARD @sarahisPRESH]

SUN GODDESS.

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Symphony for the pilgrim,
Intrinsic wake

Opulent, discordant soul,
My arabesque

https://t.co/wKSYbkuCUH

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Damn, that Kan-Jam can sure would come in handy these days.

[BERN HARD @sarahisPRESH]

A challenger appears

[BERN HARD @sarahisPRESH]

Buckle up

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Me listening to City Burials for the fiftieth time since it came out last month and still being as devastated as the first time I heard it all the way through

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

The only reason I'm breaking my Twitter drought is because I need somewhere to vent my Sims frustrations.

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

🐑

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Me in December 2019: "I can't wait for 2020! So many of my favorite bands are putting out new music, so there'll probably be so many awesome tours!"

COVID-19:

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Silver linings: the shutdown of my complex's gym and the lack of traffic (both vehicular and pedestrian) are probably going to do wonders for my outdoor running kickstart 👍🏻 (Don't worry, I live in the suburbs and it's a fucking ghost town...)

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

And do you like the way it feels
Like fire from the heavens

https://t.co/mxkE3FDTWB #NowPlaying

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

During crises like this, it's important to appreciate the good fortune we still have ... Like the fact that @BCInitiate, @CaligulasHorse, and @Soilwork all have new songs out today and and they ALL 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 SLAP 👏🏻, BOYS AND GIRLS.

[Sarah @SarBEARODACTYL]

Can we take a moment to remember how absolutely fucking bonkers and amazing this album is? Oh, how I wish UneXpect would get back together (or, that someone would add this album to Spotify so I don't have to go through fucking YouTube to enjoy it)...

https://t.co/4bJ3x7zhHP