Sarah

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[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

"Only very sick kids should die from measles"

No, Secretary Kennedy

NO child should die from measles.

Because there's a vaccine to prevent it.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

A friendly reminder that exactly none of your problems in this life are because two people of the same sex are sleeping together.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taking a floating paint chip out of the Reflecting Pool is vandalism.

Smearing shit on the walls of the Capitol is patriotism.

Got it.

[Covie @covie_93]

So they're arresting people for taking a piece of the paint that's peeling off the Reflecting Pool while allowing the people who rape kids with jeffrey epstein to walk free?????

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It was the darkest of times, it was the dumbest of times. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Weird, I was told he would usher in Sharia law.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

How many can say this:

New Yorker, February 2026:
$4.05 billion in family take from ventures that exist because he’s president.

Forbes:
his net worth went from $3.9 billion to $7.3 billion by September 2025. Nearly doubled in eight months.

Wall Street Journal:
$4 billion in proceeds and paper wealth from ventures launched since his re-election.

House Oversight Democrats’ wealth tracker:
$5.1 billion in new family money.

Bloomberg:
crypto alone added $1.4 billion in a single year. One-fifth of the family fortune now sits in digital assets that didn’t exist the first time he ran.

All that work is really paying off.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

On today’s episode of

Idiocracy-The Reality Show.

Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production)

Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.

Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.

Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.

I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.

Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.

And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Donald Trump Jr. is who yall thought Hunter Biden was

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The man who “raped” E. Jean Carroll and has been alleged to have raped little girls in the Epstein files has just had his DOJ launch a criminal investigation into her.

This is so f-cking disgusting.

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

I completely support E. Jean Carroll against Donald Trump!

What about you?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Stephen Miller is a little bitch.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

TRUMP: “The left has paid rioters!”

Also TRUMP: “I’m creating a $1.8 billion taxpayer-funded slush fund for our Jan. 6 rioters.”

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

unpopular opinion but RAPE is 100% caused by the rapist. there is no “sharing of fault”

[Sarah @SarBVanM]

@thetrueshelby Disgusting

[LPC @landpalestine]

BREAKING - Zohran Mamdani just forced Jeff Bezos to pay New York City $9 million in fines his company owed

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Zohran Mamdani just forced Jeff Bezos to pay New York City $9 million in fines his company owed.

This is exactly why we elect politicians who aren’t bought by corporations: they actually hold powerful people accountable instead of protecting them.