Aniket Patil

Mechanical Engineer

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Peak hours me local train me seat pe baith ke Jane Walon ki aur Arguments me savage replies dene Walon ki feeling same hi hoti hai.

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It doesn't matter how much time you have spent with them, they will still think about you in a same way always.

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If they care for you without any reason, then they definitely know how to leave you alone without any reason too.

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Aajkal to log choti choti baat par jaan dene ki baaten karte hai aur idhar ek main hu ke aakhon ke samne se akkha jawani chali jaa rahi hai, fir bhi mujhe kuch farak hi nahi padta 🙂 😗✌🏻

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Abhi kuch dino baad apun ko Ambni ka beta hone wali feelings aayegi😎😂✌🏻

#month_end

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I have tested cash transactions, I have tested cashless transactions, but I highly recommended "paisa hi nahi hona, sare faltu ke kharche hona band ho jayenge"🙂✌🏻

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Zindagi main na jane kitne rishtey bane or bigde,
Fir wakt gujarta gaya aur hum wakt ki tarah badlte gaye,
Hum sikhte gaye, sawarte gaye,
Khud se, khud ke liye...

#WorldPoetryDay

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School days me ghar par bag bhulne ka mera sapna sapna hi reh gaya 🥲😐

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Kyunki hamen pata hai "tum kar sakte ho/sab sambhal sakti ho"😄😌🙌🏻

#happywomensday

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Dear Super Womens,

Ye gharwale/ baharwale kya kahenge/kya sochenge ye sochkar apne khwaaishon ko dabaye mat rakhna, Tumhe Jo sikhna hai, jo karna hai, jo food khana hai, jaha ghumne jana hai, ya jo pehenane ka man kare, tum wahi Kiya Karo.

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Me to my kabhi to ek baar chamakne wali kismat:
" Would you still love me the same??"

Par wo toh dekhti bhi nahi apun ko 🥲🙂

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नशीबवान
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खुप नशीबवान
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आणि मग येतात असे लोक ज्यांना शिवजयंतीला शिवनेरी गडावर आणि शिवराज्याभिषेक दिनाला रायगडावर जायला मिळतं🥺🫡🚩🚩

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Kabhi samne wale ke Khushi ke liye apne man ki narazgi ko chupa ke uske samne khush rehne ka natak kiya hai?

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Kabhi kabhi khona bhi jaruri hai, jisase hamen naye cheezen jaise bhi ho apnane ki aadat jo lagti hai😌✌🏻

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Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ke hum akele hai, par yahi zindagi ka ek sundar anubhav hai, jaha zindigi tumhe khud ka hi sath nibhane ko sikhati hai aur khud ka hi sabse achha sathi banati hai...😌✌🏻

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Ajeeb hi musibat chal rahi hai aajkal toh, din me kam karte time dimaag thanda padta hai aur raat me mausam ke vajah se body 🙂🥶

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Aajkal thand in Mumbai like,

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Ye saal bhi apun ke salary ke tarah hi kab aake khatam hua pata hi nahi chala😪

#yearending

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Hamara wakt hi kharab hai esiliye hum chupp hai, nahi toh hamari bhi jabaan chhuri ke tarah chalti hai 🙂😗✌🏻

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You are blessed, when you have people in your life who expect nothing more than just your conversation.