Sassy Swimmer

Motto: Swimmers are just sassy mermaids.

[Sassy Swimmer @Sarcasm_Swimmer]

I scored 6000points with SHEEP in #spelltower! - https://t.co/67rwQFwqtg it was amazing😂😅😍🤑🤗

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Me: Coach I can’t run
Coach: Why not
Me: I’m a mermaid.

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*goes to prom after swim practice*

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Coach: did you finish your 600 cool down?

Me: yeah....give or take 600

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No thigh gap just means a better dolphin kick.

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I'm the type of swimmer who is always...

◻ Getting gold
◻ Taking off time
◻ Cheering everyone on
☑ Hungry

[Sassy Swimmer @Sarcasm_Swimmer]

That internal struggle between wanting to make finals and wanting to go home.

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Me all day during Hug A Swimmer Day

[It'sASwimmerThing @ASwimmerThing]

HAPPY HUG A SWIMMER DAY!!!

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Hug a swimmer day *selena gomez "come and get it" starts playing in the background*

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Happy hug a swimmer day everyone!!

[SwimFessions @SwimminFessions]

"Let's take a minute and thank god for sexy swimmers".

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"I do swimming for the fun of it!!!". -said no one ever

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Anti fog goggles my ass

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Best feeling: Taking off your bra at the end of the day.

No, try taking down your straps after the end of a race.

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Anybody finish a really hard set and you're just like

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There are big shoulders, then there are swimmer shoulders

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Ryan lochte:

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Michael phelps: