Shayz

Inquisitive,random,hopeful, sarcastic....and relatively human! 0h , and I only speak english....and swear on occasion :)

[Shayz @Sarcasme]

@Pink You really are an honorary Aussie!! Thankyou, you legend!! ❤️

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@LSwitlyk I’m hoping your next tweet is a goat horn protruding from your ass!

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@rickygervais Bull gets a human kebab. Winning.

[Prof Lorna Moxham @LornaMoxham]

If you are a surgical, ED, OR, school, medical, paediatric, outpatient, community, orthopaedic, ICU nurse or midwife - you will care for ppl with mental illness. We need to make sure our future RNs are educated about mental illness. @Recovery_Camp

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@rickygervais Oh, okay then.

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No more you terrorist bastards- I hope you all die!! Pray for the hostages.

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@ArianaGrande perhaps you can try not to roll around touching yourself this time? Try a different tactic.

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@BetteMidler - I agree with your original statement on Ariana, she seems to be a one trick pony- semi clad and writhing around is tacky!

[Shayz @Sarcasme]

Facebook free for a while, it's like taking a quiet and peaceful vacation.... Mmmmm -pass me a pillow!

[Shayz @Sarcasme]

Obsessed with the Covet Fashion app. Dress up dolls for grown ups. Let's share closets at http://t.co/Q3Av1AujXC

[Shayz @Sarcasme]

Anyone else actually. Know the reason for twitter? Boring as bat sh#&

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@JimCarrey Don't stop stating what you believe in, I think you're very brave and I agree with u. Protesters are just naive. You're awesome.

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@TheEllenShow Hav u ever thought of having some horrid homophobes on ur show, meet some REAL LIVE GAYS to educate them on their stupidity?

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Why am I still awake, I'm so T... . Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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@johnnymerheb Awww thanks :) xx

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@spiritangel74 why yes lol

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Definition if stupidity=a childcare worker (not a mum) thinking she knows more than a mum!! pull your f $#@ng head in!!!

[Shayz @Sarcasme]

@sunriseon7 @kochie_online ThS women R disgrasing every other BF mum who chooses more discreet methods.IT'S AN EXCUSE TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES.