Sarcasm League

I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am.. Me, Sarcastic? Never.

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if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

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When will you realize that your opinion doesn't fucking matter to me?

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That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you.

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That awkward feeling when you feel like you are the only one keeping the conversation going.

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That moment when you do a math problem, and your answer isn't one of the few choices.

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Bitch, I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.

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Wishing my friend's houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.

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Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours

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I wish school was optional.

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Big boobs don't make a woman stupid. They make men stupid.

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Writing "etc" on the test because you don't remember more examples.

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I saw someone tweet "I can't wait until 13/13/13." Let's take a moment and pray for this dumbass.

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Fungry: the state of being fucking hungry.

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I hate three things in this world: math

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Being GAY is the ONLY sin people focus on. Cursing? Sin. Sex before marriage? Sin. Sins are sins. Y'all too judgmental. that's also a sin.

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Pretending to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.

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Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder.