Ponygirl & Bobcelot

Serving you sarcasm since 1988.

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Don't actually know who he is, but boy is he helpful.

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There's someone new at the top of the Brotem Pole: the dude with the man bun who got rid of that millipede for us.

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"Nd. Just the plague. You'll be fine."

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"You know I killed it at Harry Potter Trivia."

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"I would make a great cop. I look awesome in blue!"

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"Julia, you can't just say embryos while I'm drinking".

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"Emoji poodle" is a very real term in our house now.

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Marketing speak: the undisputed absolute root of all evil. I will crusade against jargon using my only weapons: sarcasm and doe-eyes

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#blameitoniowa

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Noooooooooo #chrisforbachelor

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Has this episode been 29 years long? Feels like. Just pick Chris and move on #TheBachelorette

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After watching a preview for Hercules, and if Hercules was our home girl: "Hercules, tell Susan she's fat" says Hilary.

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I want Andi to send Nick home if only because they kiss TOO LOUDLY STOP THE MADNESS #TheBachelorette

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Nick has described himself as being long-winded and having a child-like sense of wonder. Even he thinks hes not that great #TheBachelorette

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Please, don't ever write and illustrate a children's book for me and then haltingly read it to me like a child. Ever #TheBachelorette

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Oh hell no, this is the worst "fairytale" ever #thebachelorette

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Chapeau that ho! #HarryPotterDrinkingGame

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You know what I don't get? Kale. It's bitter and spicy like dinosaur arugula.

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Also our friend Gretchen has informed us she wants a cat named Phteven. I can't wait to meet this majestic animal.

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Two days behind the times, I'm finally watching #TheBachelorette and there are so many questionable man scarves.