SarcasticSam

Everything Sarcastic and Funny!! I follow soo follow me!

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dude look at the poop, it smells like poop

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Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

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Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.

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Asking a girl to prom and she said yes. She then asked me if I wanted to go with her... i told her no... #ofcorseiam

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•Making a few changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me, you are one of those changes!!

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If I throw a stick will you leave??

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So sorry to burst your bubble...but, I don't play games with people I care about. It's called being a grown-up. You should try it sometime.

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•They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round.

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•Awww..do you need a tissue for your issue?

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•Holy crap! Did you just feel that? I think the whole world just revolved around YOU!

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Nostradamus predicted you'd be a loser.

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RT if youve ever had some asshole ruin your day by being a #SarcasticSam

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I tried sniffing coke, but the Ice Cubes got stuck in my nose

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No one is a virgin, the world screws us all

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. #SarcasticQuotes