i actually love her a lot. she gives actual functional real advice and doesn't say stupid, toxic and just plain false shit like all the other "health influencers" do
"there's wattpad and tumblr" i don't want a site/app like ao3. I WANT AO3. she's perfect, I've loved her for years, she's warm and kind and beautiful. I've never been so in love with anyone.
It’s based on this scene from arrested development, the bag says “dead dove: do not eat” and when he opens the bag he goes “I don’t know what I expected”
aka “if a fic is tagged with something, do no be surprised when it appears in the fic”