Sara Garrison

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[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@MadHouse1010 @APairofCaravels @ArtMusicPoli @SarahIronside6 @AshleySinclair0 Well based on that logic - you’ll be the one greeting them in hell.

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@APairofCaravels @Tallulah_Guidry @elbowlicker6699 @ArtMusicPoli @SarahIronside6 @AshleySinclair0 I sincerely refuse to believe you are a registered nurse, and if you are - terrified for your patients. What about the people who don’t fall under the category of “healthy and under the age of 40”

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@APairofCaravels @ArtMusicPoli @SarahIronside6 @AshleySinclair0 Terrifying that you’re a wife, mom, and registered nurse — who wasn’t aware that sometimes… girls and women are forced to engage in sexual intercourse (that they did not consent too). Hope this helps!

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@ArtMusicPoli @SarahIronside6 @AshleySinclair0 So “intrusion into your body with the potential for permanent consequences” would be your way of saying you’re pro-choice, right? Or does that line only work when it comes to vaccines? Because forcing someone to have a full term pregnancy seems like a permanent consequence to me

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@carriegun @RorgGaul @saras76 @Tim_Walz Friendly reminder; 26 women have publicly accused Trump of rape, kissing, and groping without consent; looking under women's skirts; and walking in on naked teenage pageant contestants.

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@Sid_withTrump @bbfranklin4 @EstieMaddie @DocNetyoutube @BarackObama @Oprah So… I followed your advice and I “just googled bro” looks like to me Diddy’s real pal was someone else…
It makes sense tho that Diddy would be besties with a convicted felon

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@De42919Deanna @TerrenceBeBack @Lisahudsonchow7 @elonmusk Whose they?

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

@50ishXvirgin @TerrenceBeBack @GlockfordFiles @elonmusk Why?

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

Ahhhh the old @instagram glitch
Changing my emojis to separate ones and having accounts that have nothing to do with one another overlap others (ie: wedding account, ESPN W, sports center)

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

I don’t think I could dislike a fighter more than I dislike @ColbyCovMMA
Such a delusional douchebag.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

This is Texas AG Ken Paxton saying he’ll throw a woman’s doctors in prison for life if they perform a *court-granted* abortion on a *nonviable* pregnancy that risks causing her permanent infertility and death.

Still think the GOP is pro-life?

[Lex @alerenaee]

Me every time 278 comes on the screen:

#SquidGameTheChallenge

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

Has anyone actually ever gotten an order from @UberEats and it was right?

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

And just like that my childhood obsession with the Beckhams is back #beckhamnetflix ����

[Sara Garrison @SarGar08]

An entire cart of bags sat on the runway for over a hour (San Diego to IAD) and I don’t understand how that happens @united @Dulles_Airport

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[greg @greg16676935420]

So you’re telling me we can accidentally lose a $70M fighter jet, but if I send my friend $11 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?