John Munch

“do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?”

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

Sargent John Munch

- SVU Sargent
- don’t ask stupid questions if you don’t want a stupid answer

“I could give you a complete detailed account of my sex life… but what are we going to do for the next 44 minutes?”

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

He chuckled.

“How could I forget?”

[𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 @SAINTFUSED]

There’s a sigh of contentment.

“Thought you forgot about your favorite niece!”

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

Cue him hugging her.

[𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 @SAINTFUSED]

Cue her hurrying to hug him!

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

He has arrived.

[𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 @SAINTFUSED]

She misses her uncle Munch.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

I love them 🥺

[𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽 @thebestofeo]

“Your father comment I made earlier, I didn't know he was a... you know.”

“A rapist. I know. Listen, Cragen and Stabler know. Otherwise l...”

“Got it.”

1×11 || Bad Blood
#SVU

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

Would donuts help?

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

// I’m in the mood for an angsty story.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

You’ve got yourself a deal, Liv.

[— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. @VeiledAnguish]

At least let me pay the meter for parking. I’ve got so many coins in my purse as it is.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

I’m buying.

[— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. @VeiledAnguish]

Let me get my jacket.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

That’s debatable. You took my donut.

[𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 @SAINTFUSED]

You love me.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

I was going for breakfast, come join me?

[— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. @VeiledAnguish]

Just a rough night.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

You doing okay, Liv?

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

You’re lucky it’s you.

[𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 @SAINTFUSED]

It had my name on it!

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

That was the best one!

[𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴 @SAINTFUSED]

Stealing the donut right out of his hand, taking a big bite.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

He’s hiding with donuts.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

@paybcck It’s no problem. It’s family.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

@paybcck He can do his best. Consider Uncle Munch on duty. He’ll sought it.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

@paybcck His kid? Dickie? Innocent Dickie? Oh god. Does he let Dickie sweat it out a little first?

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

@paybcck He’s wondering what it is that Elliot could possibly need him for.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

A married man that you’ve been wishing would leave his wife.

[— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. @VeiledAnguish]

He’s still a married man, John.

[John Munch @SargeMunch]

It’s obvious. Everyone sees it but you.

[— 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧. @VeiledAnguish]

Oh come on, that's not true. Wait— does he?